You've searched and searched, combed and sifted USENET and the Web, and what did you find?

NOTHING

It's everywhere. It abounds. It envelops us. It is part of everthing we are and do. Take any substance and what is 99.9% of it made of? There's Nothing on TV, closets full of Nothing to wear, refridgerators crammed with Nothing to eat, endless vistas of Nothing to see. You ask your toddler what they have in their mouth and what do they say? And day after day, year after year, our politicians are everywhere consistently doing Nothing, and saying Nothing.

Nothing is ubiquitous. Yet up to now, finding Nothing in this media so devoted to everything and anything has been the bane of the Internet. No longer.


EXPERIENCE NOTHING!

Do you long for a lack of experience? Do you lack nothing, need nothing and want nothing more than anything?

Now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, you too can join the happy seekers who have sought the void and made it their own. You too can experience that absense which makes hearts grow fonder. You can now touch the limitless and ageless void. Are you ready? Here goes nothing!

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The Experts on Nothing ..

Experts learn more and more about less and less until they know absolutely everthing about nothing. Here is what our most learned scholars and poets have said about Nothing ...

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Sign Nothing!

You've seen guestbooks all over the Internet, page after page of accumulated stuff. Not here. This guestbook form will send your message directly to /dev/null.

There is a marvellous old Russian folk tale about a woman who screams her anger, frustrations and rage into a hole and then covers it with earth. There is a deep and powerful therapy in that.

Forget 'primal screams'!
Chuck your 'transactional analysis'!
Now you too can speak directly into the Great Abyss!
your name:
your email:
your message:
Click the SEND button and your message will be cast into the limitless Void. Anonymity is completely assured and guaranteed: You message will be known and read only by yourself and your Diety. You will not even receive a reply. Get if off your shoulders! Release your deepest and darkest thoughts into the Infinite!

Nothing Else

Respect Nothing. Honour Nothing. Trust Nothing. This is more than a credo. Nothing has formed and defined the western art world of the twentieth century. Our perceptions of space and time exploded with the famed "White Paintings" of Robert Rauchenberg. Our new perceptions of figure and ground were then later transcribed to sound in the unforgettable 4'33" by my friend, mentor and collegue John Cage in 1952. If you thought Modern Art was about something, think again.



Thanks for Nothing

Nothing is a run-away hit. Nothing is an overnight success. Cards and letters are flooding in from across the globe!
"There is really nothing to say." (Peggy & Bob)
"This could be the Seinfeld of the Internet!" (EM)
"Zero Mostel would have loved to see this." (Null & Void)
"Is Nothing Sacred?" (Liz & Kenn)
"Some days, Nothing surprises me." (Marilyn)
"Thanks for nothing!" (Crilly)
" " (Robert)
"Long live the Nothing!" (Tsvety & Margy)
"Like nothing I've ever seen before!" (Bareno)
"There is nothing better than nothing" (Awake)

Plenty of Nuthin'

I do not pretend to hold property rights to nothing. In a finite-but-unbounded Universe, Nothing can be contained, and nothing is something we all can share. Here are some other empty places with much ado about Nothing:

Last spent time on nothing on Tue Jan 20 14:23:15 2004
another fine web experience by Gary Lawrence Murphy <garym@who.net>
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